Cards Against The Munchies – Game Report

Round 1 — Winner: OrangeJeff 2

Ho LAWD! All this "Elementary, my dear Watson." makin’ me sweat like a pig!

Round 2 — Winner: Snoop

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Round 3 — Winner: OrangeJeff 2

Whaddya think money grows on trees? I’m not paying for Doing drugs with my jizz!

Round 4 — Winner: Snoop

Okay here’s the pitch. James Franco and Seth Rogen are trying to score some weed, and then Leroooooooooooy Jenkins! happens

Round 5 — Winner: Ziggy

Stop mom-shaming me! There’s nothing wrong with posting a pic of my kids enjoying Smoking a blunt butt-ass naked

Round 6 — Winner: Snoop

What did Sirius Black actually do to get sent to Azkaban? Announcing that I am about to cum

Round 7 — Winner: OrangeJeff 2

Hey, kids. I’m Connor’s dad, but you can call me Mr. Dad’s big sex night

Round 8 — Winner: OrangeJeff

Hold up. I gotta deal with Being an absolute girlboss, then l’mma smoke this

Round 9 — Winner: Ziggy

Little Dylan is battling Leukemia. To lift his spirits, the Make-A-Wish® Foundation surprised him with "Number 5 is Alive"

Round 10 — Winner: Ziggy

A self-microwaving jizz: The real reason nobody ever leaves the local coffee shop

Round 11 — Winner: OrangeJeff 2

So apparently Dad was searching Pornhub for “hot milf Standing in the middle of the living room holding two remote controls”

Round 12 — Winner: OrangeJeff

You know what’s, like, really funny when you think about it? Spirit Airlines

Round 13 — Winner: Ziggy

God dammit! The wife’s complainin’ about A middle-aged man on roller skates again

Round 14 — Winner: Ziggy

What did the kids accidentally burn down in the cold open? "You talking to me?"